Recipe Page

I was listening to an episode of the Jack Benny Program (sponsored by Jell-O) from 1937 and there was a recipe at the end. I thought I'd share it with you since I never have recipes in the blog:

Salad Supreme
Dissolve a package of lime Jell-O in one pint of hot water and chill until slightly thickened. Add one cup of diced tart apples, one cup of chopped cabbage and four finely-chopped stuffed olives. Mold this "grand combination" and serve on crisp lettuce with real mayonnaise.

Go for it, America!

Why I Love My Office…

…you can buy a hot dog from a vending machine!

"Did you have a bagel and cream cheese for breakfast?"

I just noticed an archipelago of cream cheese spots down the right side of my clean (at 7 AM) shirt. They continue down to thigh level. Are there any more dangerous words in the English language than, "Hold your baby, he wants to see you."?

The camera phone can't pick it up but I look like this but with cream cheese.

Today I Had the Chili…FROM HELL!!!!!

Everything I Consume: Lo-Carb Monster Energy Drink (Blue Can)

So, I'm walking back from buying my lunch salad when a black pick-up truck parks next to me, two guys turn up the stereo, get out and start shouting "Free Monster!, Free Energy Drink!" and start handing out drink cans. Naturally, I jump in front of a woman and take one. I don't really like energy drinks and have never heard of Monster but it's free, it has to be good!

But that's not the weird part.

Back in my bulding I get in with two guys and one asks if I've like Monster and when I say I've never tried it says , "You should try the coffee Monster, it's a lot better." And the other guy says, "The green is the best, the blue is disgusting."

Anyway this stuff tastes like a mix of Red Bull and bubble gum. I'll let you know if I unleash the beast.

Everything I Consume: New York Deli Kettle Cooked Jalapeño Potato Chips

These are my favorite potato chips. They have an exquisite heat that slowly soaks through my pores in a pure head rush and rosacea triggering aftertaste. I think what makes them so great is that I usually buy them in a small 50 cent 1.5 ounce bag. A smaller bag would be disappointing and a larger bag would be too much.

Sorry, fans. I was hoping to have something better for EIC but I haven't finished a book in a while and I wasn't really into writing about Knocked Up.