Wednesday, September 26, 2007

The Safari is Over


Back in 2003 I worked for a really, shitty company and our IT support was I guy I'll call Crazy Chris. He was such an Apple apologist that the day after it was released he told someone we'd soon be switching to Safari! I don't think he'd even used it yet. He was also convinced that everyone in the company was on LimeWire and that was what was causing all our computer problems. Moron.

Anyway, today was the day I finally gave up on Safari. Maybe I should have done it when I realized I had to do my banking in Firefox or maybe I should have done it when I realized Safari couldn't display my fantasy football team right but I'm doing it today because all that stuff in Blogger actually works in Firefox. I thought it was just decoration or an early beta test! I can spell check! I can add links,

block quotes
  • and lists!
In honor of the occasion I've written a short rap:

I'm off Safari
Like a mapinguary
Cause I got my ass kicked
like Jerry Quarry

I love Firefox
This motherflipper rocks
like bagels and lox.
So gimme a schmear,
that'll last all year
My new browser is here!

I promise I'll never do that again.

3 comments:

Marie said...

Ah, hell... this sounds familiar... maybe it's time I quit loading up Firefox to do the heavy lifting and just kept it on all the time.

Brett said...

Yeah, and we'll be doing the same thing in two years to another browser. Firefox is worth it for Blogger alone. Wow.

I'm going to miss seeing Bab Al Luq in my Feedburner stats when you come back to the USA.

Anonymous said...

Safari Beta 3.03 Works very well and works with all fantasy football and Banks!

Walt